That dark castle on Beaverly Hills in Trannysylvania... It is the shunned abode of Cock Blockula. The villagers are wary at all times for nobody knows when he will fly out and descend upon a foolhardy boner-wielding warrior wannabe.
Are you a mean armored basterd that enyojs chasing around and whacking innocent peasants?
Are you an opportunist that sneaks up behind an unsuspecting fagcher and slits his throat?
Or are you the fagcher himself that is preparing to shoot a poor old knight that has only a fartful of HP left?
Expect and fear the wrath of Cock Blockula!
Before you know it, he will be there to block your ingame cock for nobody is safe when the revered Cock Blockula is roaming the battlefield!